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A friend of mine is stealthily introducing Lidl's fake products into her general shop to see if her son notices... she's 8 products in so far, and it's gone undetected, except one comment about the Caramel Wafer bars rebranding... but he still thought they were the same product! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Apr 22Liked by lucy sweet

Lucy I think you've just revealed Meghan Markle's plans for American Riviera Orchard - with such a bland meaningless name, she must be aiming to cut a deal with Lidl!

As for skincare, have you tried jojoba oil? I've been using it for a year (I'm 50) and it's helped my skin a lot.

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Apr 22Liked by lucy sweet

As a packaging designer I love a good off brand or own-brand as we call them, ๐Ÿ˜‚ it is the ultimate compliment to be copied, they say, although inevitable perhaps in these economic times!

I once worked in an agency for aldi and it was a fun time. My favourite challenge was coco pops but without the monkey, or a brand coming in wanting to pitch to aldi: โ€œlike my brand but cheaperโ€ it is a funny old world.

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For some reason, Freshona remined me of Stankonia (Outcast album title).

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Apr 23Liked by lucy sweet

I have rosacea and breakouts (thanks my 40s!) and use Cerave cleanser and moisturiser. It doesnโ€™t really help but it also doesnโ€™t aggravate. Sure thereโ€™s a b*witched themed lidl knock off in the make called Cโ€™estlave!

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Apr 22Liked by lucy sweet

Laughing like a drain ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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I think you should move to Canada and audition for This Hour has 22 Minutes. You would be snatched up!

I know you are thinking because I am Canadian, Iโ€™m going to suggest bear grease for your skin. No. Try Egyptian Magic. Yes, it looks like Vaseline, but apply it at night. It would be too reflective in the day time:/

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Loved this Lucy.

Anything natural with rose in it will help rosacea - my MUA on a job I did used to have a little spray bottle from Amazon with ยฃ2 supermarket rose water in it to spray on actorsโ€™ faces throughout the day so they didnโ€™t look red on camera. Also thereโ€™s a v nice natural brand called Heavenly Organics that do a rose & geranium eye & face cream. It cleans off makeup *and* moisturises so you donโ€™t have to worry about overloading your skin x

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Haha love this! Tesco do this too - the cheaper brands have these very old timey twee names but actually they're imported. Just a way to fool the customer.

https://www.fwi.co.uk/business/tesco-fire-farm-brands-sound-british-imported

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Apr 22Liked by lucy sweet

Have you tried Weleda Skin Feed Light? Itโ€™s so gentle, so soothing and it moisturises well.

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Apr 22Liked by lucy sweet

Have you tried rose hip oil? I get mine from โ€˜The Ordinaryโ€™, or they do other face oils, mostly very plain with just one ingredient.

Also baby oil, if you put it on in the shower you can rinse it and it wonโ€™t feel oily but itโ€™s still very good for dry skin.

Iโ€™ve had ezcema my whole life and since swapping to oils rather than cream moisturisers it has cleared up.

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Gripper Stebson!

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