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Noticed Ian laughing while I was eating breakfast. "What's so funny on your phone?"

"Oh, just this thing called The Lucyverse. I'm reading it before you are."

He got fed up of having to borrow my phone on a Monday morning to read you a while back – you've converted the lot of us!

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Awww whole families gathered round the breakfast table reading about boob masks! So heartwarming 😂

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This is a work of art

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😂

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Sep 24Liked by lucy sweet

Very funny. Thank you.

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Oh, my! Thank you for making my Monday morning bearable. It is still quite warm here, so I am not interested in pumpkin anything. For all those spicy grandpas in the US who don't share my aversion, I just saw the Limited Edition Werther's in Aldi this weekend. (Shudder.) However, between the heat and the hot flashes, frozen nipples sound kind of OK, hun. No? Just me?

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That’s a good point! In fact, two good points

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Brilliant!🤩. Pumpkin spice 🤮

Of note, I was in Home Bargains myself yesterday and saw a bum mask!! Needless to say, I did not purchase it, but did remark out loud to my husband about it. We both laughed, and a fellow customer laughed at us! Such japes! 🤣

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Ah the joys of HB!

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Sep 23Liked by lucy sweet

You are hilarious thankyou for cheering up my so far disastrous morning!

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Sep 23Liked by lucy sweet

The day is ripe with possibilities for disaster but at least it will be interesting 😂

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Glad I could help and it can only get better (hopefully)

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Dave G and pumpkin spice, two things that need to be stopped

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God yes

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"I think I'd rather eat a grilled bat'...absolutely crying.

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Bahahahaha! Thank you!

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