Going absolutely nuts

THIS WEEK: Sleep, Sainsbury's Bird's Eye Chilli Coated Nuts, Uncoupled

THING: SLEEP

I don’t know about you, but spinning around on a dying, burning planet that's being run by absolute maniacs is really affecting my sleep. We should all be getting 8 hours of luxurious, dreamless shut eye, but how many of us can really say that? This is how my nights tend to go:

HAVE THOUGHTS

*One second after the lights go out*

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