lol-ing at the mum purse - my 3yo daughter once gave me what I thought was a very sweet, spontaneous hug while I was holding it. Then I saw that it was just her cover for quietly pickpocketing me. She came away cuddling the wallet 🐒
Happy Birthday mon cher! X Remember gran purses big enough to fit a cheque book? The size of a briefcase and treated with the solemnity of the Magna Carta.
Happy birthday to you! As a special treat, let me share my favourite purse story with you. As teenagers, my friends Gerry, Jane, Linda and Louise went on lots of holidays. Once to Turkey where bossy Geraldine insisted on being in charge of the communal purse and kitty. The others were so furious when she lost it that they made her go to the local police station to see if it had been handed in. Speaking zero Turkish, Gerry used her very bad French to announce that someone had stolen her 'hidden' - she couldn't remember the word for purse so opted for this instead while making a hand gesture of putting something in a hole. Impressed that the police were taking her plight so seriously it was only when another tourist, this time properly bilingual, intervened and told the police she hadn't been raped but had lost a purse that things cooled off and Geraldine was ejected from the station!
Happy birthday! Hope one of your presents is a massive red pleather purse from TK Maxx with a labubu dangling off it.
Oh I have one of those already!
My gran's purse was so big it needed 6 pallbearers to carry her in it
Happy B-day, Lucy!
Stunningly accurate read of both my parents, happy birthday Lucy xo
Haha thank you!
lol-ing at the mum purse - my 3yo daughter once gave me what I thought was a very sweet, spontaneous hug while I was holding it. Then I saw that it was just her cover for quietly pickpocketing me. She came away cuddling the wallet 🐒
Happy Birthday mon cher! X Remember gran purses big enough to fit a cheque book? The size of a briefcase and treated with the solemnity of the Magna Carta.
Thanks darlin!! Yes I do - they were kept under lock and key in a sturdy walled handbag that my gran carried with her around the house 😂
Happy Birthday Lucy! What would we do without you? 💋👛🏴
Aw thank you!! Xxx
Happy Birthday Lucy. Sending you a crisp £10 note tucked into a new purse.
Oooh thank you!!! xxx
Happy birthday, you star!
Thanks Wendy!!
Happy birthday to you! As a special treat, let me share my favourite purse story with you. As teenagers, my friends Gerry, Jane, Linda and Louise went on lots of holidays. Once to Turkey where bossy Geraldine insisted on being in charge of the communal purse and kitty. The others were so furious when she lost it that they made her go to the local police station to see if it had been handed in. Speaking zero Turkish, Gerry used her very bad French to announce that someone had stolen her 'hidden' - she couldn't remember the word for purse so opted for this instead while making a hand gesture of putting something in a hole. Impressed that the police were taking her plight so seriously it was only when another tourist, this time properly bilingual, intervened and told the police she hadn't been raped but had lost a purse that things cooled off and Geraldine was ejected from the station!
Happy birthday. Hope you get a foil balloon on a stick.
Another masterpiece. 👏👏👏👏 Lol after lol. The men's wallet section - *chef's kiss *
I too am looking forward excitedly to graduating to the giant granny purse...! Absolutely brilliant
Glittery slag purse!!!! Love it.
happy birthday ! Making me laugh as always.. and coveting that Ikea purse …
Happy birthday Lucy! 🐆
Thank you!! Xx
Happy birthday!!!! And thanks for the laughs xx
Long live purses!👛