Crappy crystals

THIS WEEK: Crystal products, Long Chips

THING: Crystal products

This time of year is riddled with amateur witchiness. The veil is thin, and everyone from a 15 year old girl who senses a slight draught in their room to a post-menopausal woman who hasn’t had their roots done for a while is lining up to give you a ‘reading.’

I’m not sure what the selection process is for modern witches, but it do…