WTF Friday

THIS WEEK: Arctic circle

It’s Friday and the UK is sweltering. Yesterday, I was standing on the concourse of Euston station waiting for a train in 30 degree heat, and if the devil needs any handy tips for a new outlying circle of hell (just between the Circle of Mild Inconvenience and Stubbed Toe City) this is the perfect spot to spend eternity, looking up at a board that says DELAYED while a sandwich you bought five minutes ago liquifies in your hand.

So, in this week’s WTF Friday, we’re seamlessly segueing from one circle of hell to another - and boy, I wish I’d had this ingenious invention with me when I needed it most.

Why? Because it’s…

I feel seen!

By the way, before we continue, I’m extending my May sale to midnight on Monday 1st June for all you sweaty freeloaders out there. So don’t miss your chance to get an annual subscription for just £35! How cool is that? Well, it’s not as cool as this…❄️