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THIS WEEK: Lidl Eridanous range, Lidl Collagen Beauty Shot

THING: Lidl Eridanous range

As Homer wrote in the Iliad: ‘Be strong, saith my heart; I am a soldier; I have seen worse sights than this.’

Do you think he was talking about Lidl’s Eridanous range? After all, you do have to psyche yourself up for it, especially the meatballs in a tin. But perhaps not, because Eridanous is about as Greek as Shirley Valentin…