Two pints and a packet of rice cakes

THIS WEEK: The pub, Max White toothpaste, Salt and Vinegar Snack-a-Jacks

THING: THE PUB

I know it’s Monday morning at 8am, but my God, I miss good old fashioned pubs.

‘Alright cock, what you ‘avin?’

Sadly, though, pubs are now bars with food, and nobody really knows what to call them. Bistros? Gastropubs? Eateries? (I think ‘eateries’ has to be my least favourite word - bringing to mind a hideous concoction of oral sex and a…