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THING: Rug Doctor

My faith in the medical profession has been sorely tested recently. However, surely a doctor of RUGS can be relied upon to cure the potentially devastating and hard-to-spell condition known as chihuahua diarrhoea?

Yes, this little gift from my dog’s arse had been lying undetected in a shag pile rug during two humid days away from home, …