The not-so-great Lakes

THIS WEEK: Lakeland, Uniqlo MySize Assist, Alesis Spinach and Filo Twist pie

THIS WEEK: Lakeland

Now that I’ve entered the vaguely terrifying world of freelancing, I am trying to build the Lucyverse empire in different ways. Of course, I’ll continue to poison myself with off-brand Tunnock’s Teacakes and haunt the gonk aisles like a Victorian ghost who doesn’t realise their earthly home is now a Poundland. But I also want to expa…