Temuescent Thursday

Cluckin' weird

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Over easy? Right side up? Served with a smile? Well, if you’re Temu, you’ll like them… HORRIFYING.

Temu has some cracking egg related content, but it’s not for the faint hearted. I actually had to stop halfway through this week’s search and look at some real-life things instead. I mean, the world’s biggest hellsite is like a deranged stag party at the best of times, but if you search ‘Farm fresh eggs’ you get to see the biggest brain farts AI has ever produced, via the medium of rustic kitchen signs.

Are you ready to welcome our new giant chicken overlords and feel reality slip terrifyingly away?

(Obviously, this is a rhetorical question - you’ll never be ready for these.)