Temuescent Thursday
THIS WEEK: Trout pout
Hello to you lovely, generous new paid subscribers! I’m very happy to welcome you to your first Temuescent Thursday, which will probably trigger instant regret that you signed up to a whole year of this.
Having said that, annual subscriptions are RUDELY cheap at the moment. It’s just £35 for 12 hilarious months of the Lucyverse until the end of May, so get ‘em while you can!
Anyway, without further ado, let’s cast our net wide and trawl the depths of Temu, the world’s crappiest marketplace. But we warned, something extremely fishy is going on…


