Temuescent Thursday

There will be signs

I’ve always wondered why Temu’s slogan is ‘Shop like a billionaire’. Does this mean you can buy loads of crap even if you’re poor? Or are Bezos et al actually decorating their many global properties with pink fluffy toilet seat covers that say ‘BATHROOMM’ and raw meat duvet covers?

To be honest, I wouldn’t put anything past these fuckers. But if they are