Stop and smell the burnt marshmallows

THIS WEEK: Bad perfumes, Pumpkin Cafe, Iron cleaning hacks

THING: BAD PERFUMES

Isn’t it strange that nobody has any real concept of what they smell like? Others can immediately detect your unique aroma of Lenor mixed with a soupçon of fry up, but you have no idea. Unless your armpits are really honking or you’ve been rolling in cowpats, you will always remain oblivious of your signature human aroma.

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