Phew…here you go - cobbled it together from memory. ENJOY!
THING: Spring Cleaning
How clean is your house?
Mine’s a shit tip.
It looks okay at first glance, but peer a little closer and it’s like an open wound covered up by Rimmel concealer. What appears to be white woodwork has more grubby marks on it than a pantomime street urchin, and the carpet is he…
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