Scotty log

THIS WEEK: Tunnock's, Flash Pet Odour Eliminator Floor Cleaner

I’ve lived in Scotland for 30 years this year, which hopefully means I’ll soon be getting a year’s supply of free Tunnocks and a telegram from Billy Connolly. (Or, more likely, a bowel cancer testing kit, a jury duty letter and a council tax bill for £40,000).

To the uninitiated, Tunnock’s is a biscuit company with one single Trumpton-style factory in Ud…