Not now, Bernard

THIS WEEK: Bernard Matthews’ turkey burgers, Super Foodio Peanut Butter Buttons, Veggie Jerky

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THING: Bernard Matthews’ turkey burgers

Before we had Turkey teeth, Britain w…