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THIS WEEK: Vacaciones

The Lucyverse is on tour in Màlaga, birthplace of Picasso and the destination of choice for rambunctious stag nights involving 36 Italian men dressed as traffic cones.

It is so relentlessly sun-drenched that a local woman practically crawled into the lift with us complaining that it was ‘mucho hot.’ And if you’re wearing a traffic cone, I can imagine it would be mucho hotter, perhaps even very caliente indeed.

So as a result of being on my holidays and also having zero cognitive function, there is no Lucyverse this week. Like this Remix Cookie, I refuse to be available.

But before I go off to pointlessly promenade past Zara for the 85th time, I couldn’t resist sharing my new favourite snack:

And I recommend that you wash your balls down with an ice cold can of:

Delicious!

Anyway, until next week, it’s hasta luego from me….

And also this seagull who has kept me awake for the last four nights.

Oh, and if you’ve got any Malaga recommendations (restaurants, bars, places where I can get fresh gas/bullets) let me know!

VERDICT: Sí gull