My face is so shite, I've gotta wear shades
THIS WEEK: Sunglasses, Sizzling Steak flavoured Wotsits, Twizzlers lip balm
THING: SUNGLASSES
As I get older, I’ve started to look like a depressed iguana, staring dolefully at its reflection in a metal teapot. As a result, I’m becoming more and more obsessed with sunglasses. They cover up your face AND make you look like you’re involved in organised crime. What’s not to like?
If you’re a middle-aged person, sunglasses give you …
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