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THIS WEEK: Water bottles, Headshock Plex System, Shallow Grave

THING: Water bottles

Why are we so obsessed with hydration? Humans survived for centuries just by licking mead off a wench or sucking the juicy bits of a wilderbeest carcass, and you didn’t hear them complaining. (Okay, their average life expectancy was about 24, so they were dead, but still.)

Now, though, most people can’t get through the day without c…