God save us all

THIS WEEK: JUBILEE SHITE SPECIAL

THING: THE QUEEN’S PLATINUM JUBILEE

I, for one, am marking the Jubilee by taking the first plane out of this bellend of a country to sun myself on European shores. I can’t wait to be as far away as possible from the frothing hysteria of the Daily Mail, street parties that turn into punch ups and Imperial measures that nobody could work out if they had tw…