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Get beHeinz me, Satan

Get beHeinz me, Satan

THIS WEEK: Heinz, Mr Kipling Signature Collection

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Oct 07, 2024
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THING: Heinz

Something weird is happening to the world’s favourite ketchup, soup and baked bean brand. In fact, it’s starting to look like they have lost their mindz.

EXHIBIT A: Their latest ad campaign seems to suggest that people will take tins of baked beans on a plane for a hen night:

Farter of the bride

This is insane. Unless you and your mates are pl…

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