FRIDAY BARGAIN BUCKET ROUND UP

THIS WEEK: Crimes against nature

It’s Friday, and that means it’s time to put down your instruments of toil and throw yourself head-first into this week’s Bargain Bucket Round Up! Somewhat ironically, this week’s selection of cheap rubbish is nature-themed, with a variety of woodland accessories that will zhuzh up our dying planet, cause a few involuntary screams and make you wonder whether someone has spiked your mid-afternoon cuppa with mescaline.

As you probably know by now, this is a post for paid subscribers. But if you’d like to frolic with us in the forest of doom every week, otherwise known as the Lucyverse VIP area, it’s just £6 a month or a bargain £65 a year. That’s probably about the same price as talking tree stump from Temu!

So, let us wander through the dark, dark woods of consumerism and see what strange creatures await…(it also might be a good idea to bring a shotgun).