FRIDAY BARGAIN BUCKET ROUND UP

THIS WEEK: Shit on your own doorstep

It’s Friday and that means the bucket is a-churning with all manner of terrible crap that will lead subsequent civilisations to wonder what the hell we were doing. ‘No wonder these knob ends became extinct!’ our alien successors will say through their proboscises, as they retrieve SKIMS face trainers and Stanley cups from the primordial soup.

And wait until they see this week’s selection of shit, which is baffling enough for people on earth right now! The theme is door accessories, which opens up a portal to hell featuring a range of demonic doorstops, doormats and draught excluders that would be most unwelcome in anyone’s house.

Enter, if you dare, but don’t forget to wipe your feet on the bottomless pit doormat…