It’s Friday again! And as you crawl to the end of the week with red-veined, puckered eyeballs (like Spongebob when he dries up and almost dies) what you need is a big, life-giving injection of CRAP BARGAINS!
This week, beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder as I scour the internet for weird, underwhelming and cheap as chips cosmetics from the recesses of the PoundWorld bin. As always, this is a post for paid subscribers, but remember it’s just £6 a month to join us in the Lucyverse VIP area, where we’re all sitting on a broken trampoline with a bottle of Gary Barlow Chardonnay and some meat paste sandwiches. At the moment I’m at 99 paid subscribers, so if you’d like the dubious honour of being the 100th, you know what to do! 👇
Now, let’s put on a bold lip and keep the Epi Pens close to hand as we prepare to be beautiful for less than a fiver…
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