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FRIDAY BARGAIN BUCKET ROUND UP

FRIDAY BARGAIN BUCKET ROUND UP

THIS WEEK: Dark fruits

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Jun 27, 2025
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FRIDAY BARGAIN BUCKET ROUND UP
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It’s Friday, summer is here, and we’re celebrating nature’s bounty with a bargain bucket bursting with fruity fun!

However, something has gone berry wrong. Instead of sweet, juicy, fresh, bright berries full of goodness, we’ve got blue fizzy nightmares, murderous authoritarian gonks, and a lot of fictional berry-themed outdoor events that quite frankly sound exhausting.

So, let’s squeeze the bargain bucket and watch in horror as weird juices come out and everything you thought you knew about the natural world crumbles!

(Ooh, I really fancy some crumble…)

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