It’s Friday, which means it’s BARGAIN BUCKET TIME! This week’s grotesque selection of discounted crap will make you not so much scratch your head as go to the nearest cliff edge and scream ‘WHYYYYYY?’ into the void.
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And now, brace yourselves as we open late-stage capitalism’s most haunted shipping containers and see what’s inside this week…
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