It’s Friday! And this week the bucket is getting rather nautical, with a series of alarming ocean-themed gifts that will clear the beaches ten times faster than the mayor in Jaws.
From tentacled mug trees to a rather protruding scientific instrument, these items celebrate the mysteries of the sea while also giving you PTSD. And also, somewhat ironically, they’ll probably end up going back into the sea, in a large bin bag marked ‘RETURNS’.
Still, let’s splice our main braces, find our sea legs and try not to drown in the briny deep of cheap tat! ARRRRR, indeed!
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