FRIDAY BARGAIN BUCKET ROUND UP

THIS WEEK: Coasters with the leasters

It’s Friday, and after a hard week, you’re probably thinking about having a lovely drink. But don’t forget to use a coaster! Hmm, maybe don’t use these coasters, though, because they’re a stain on humanity. Better just to pour the liquid directly onto the nearest surface, write REDRUM in it, and burn your own house down.

You wouldn’t think you could make the humble coaster too offensive - after all, they are specifically designed to be obscured by something else. However, the bargain bucket is filled with circles, squares and hexagons of hell that will make you spill your drink all over your crotch in horror.

This is a post for paid subscribers but you can open the bargain bucket every week and trawl through the terrors of Temu with me every fortnight for just £6 a month or £65 a year.

Go on - you’d be a mug not to! (Geddit? Mugs? Coasters? Oh nevermind.)