What day is it again? Well, it’s Friday apparently, even though I could have sworn it’s been a rainy, dreary arsehole of a Tuesday for about 5 weeks now. But it’s time to put our smiles into gear and cheer the fuck up, because this week we’re gettin’ the hell out of Dodge in our souped-up Fiat Punto and ploughing headlong into the weird world of crap car accessories!
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Now, without further ado, fasten your seat belt, stock up on Magic Trees and hold on tight as we drive 100 miles an hour into the abyss…
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