It’s Friday, but does anyone really get that Friday feeling anymore? After all, the high cost of living and the long tentacles of capitalism have us all in their grip, so chances are you have a Saturday job and a Sunday job and the highlight of your weekend is scrolling mindlessly through your phone and eating a non-branded Pepperami. OR MAYBE THAT’S JUST ME!
Anyway, if you’re feeling the pinch, prepare to find a rare gem in the bargain bucket, because today we’re navigating the crap-filled wastes of GUMTREE, the UK’s most depressing online jumble sale. Who knows what we’ll find. 350 yoghurt pots? One shoe propped up against a radiator? An XL Bully called Gordon?
As usual, this is a post for paid subscribers, but £6 a month is a small price to pay to see the world’s finest items, displayed beautifully on the floor of someone’s garage. So if you fancy a peek (or more likely, a shriek), then… 👇
Okay, let’s put on our radiation suits and get stuck in!
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