It’s Friday. How are you doing? To be honest, I’m tired, because 2024 feels like one long shift at the Temu factory, made worse by the fact that this spring has just been a series of harsh and relentless Novembers. So, today we’re digging deep, putting the kettle on and having a nice, warming hug in a mug. Or, more accurately, a disturbing encounter with a ceramic hell beast from Asda.
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Now, let us wrap our cold fingers around this dubious selection of mugs that will make you pray for a hot summer day in the Maldives…
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