As Rebecca Black once sang, it’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friiiday! And what could be more fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun (repeat 80 times) than the Friday Bargain Bucket Round Up?
This week’s selection of future ocean floor detritus is a little shocking, but not in a ‘dead pangolin in a shipping crate’ kind of way. No, this stuff is ever so slightly NSFW, but suitable for audiences 12 and over - a bit like when Barbara Windsor’s bra popped off in Carry On Camping. And God knows we all need a bit of an inane giggle as the relentless war machine of 2024 grinds on, but we’re STILL doing Teams calls and having to email Brenda by close of play with Form X4287-065.
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Now, let’s hold our noses, brace ourselves for lots of innuendo and plunge into the bargain bucket with a loud chorus of ‘OOOH MATRON!’
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