THING: Giant Flamin’ Hot Wotsits
To say that I’ve based my entire personality on my love of Wotsits is an understatement. Je suis Wotsit. Cut me and I will bleed bright orange cheese powder. When I take my clothes off, I’m basically a jumbo corn snack with a pair of tits, and you can put that on my gravestone, which will also be in the shape of a Wotsit.…
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