THING: Spring Sales
Hi! I’m a day late and a dollar short but I hope you had a very HOPPY Easter and that it was an EGGSTRAVAGANZA and JESUS CHRIST I have run out of….oh, hang on there’s one more…HOT CROSS PUNS *triumphantly bites head off my 27th Lindt bunny in a row*
You’re probably sitting in your own filth now, your blood replaced with warm Cadbury’…
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