Dear Dairy

THIS WEEK: Diaries and journals, Cuisinart Pixie Chopper

THING: Diaries and journals

Crappy New Year from the Lucyverse! This week I will have been writing this shit for 4 YEARS, so if you’ve had enough, I understand. I, however, will probably end up reviewing bits of lichen on my gravestone, so if you’re on board for another year of stupidity, let’s do this!

And remember, you’ve got until midnight tonight to…