THING: CELEBRITY CRUSHES
I don’t really have crushes anymore because the only thing I’m attracted to these days is a hot, sizzling cup of tea and a juicy, sexy CODEWORD PUZZLE. (Oh and my husband of course - hello, dear!)
But as a tedious heterosexual who can pin a ludicrous fantasy on any man with two eyes and a mouth, I’ve had an alarming amount of cru…
Keep reading with a 7-day free trial
Subscribe to The Lucyverse to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.