Choc block

THIS WEEK: Chocolates and Goop

THING: CHOCOLATES

When Forrest Gump said ‘life is like a box of chocolates, you don’t know which ones you’re gonna get’ he was wrong on two counts. One: life is often like a pillowcase full of dog shit with Suella Braverman’s face printed on it. Two: You DO know which ones you’re going to get because there’s a card inside telling you what you’re going to…