Welcome to the second edition of Adversely Affected, which I believe in the trade is called a CONTENT STRAND. *swivels 360º on an office chair and falls out of the window*
Okay, I know I didn’t write a February post but come on. February is cold and short and obviously not a real month. So here we are in March, and this time, we’re looking at the ads on that burning shit heap of crypto and Laurence Fox supporters, Twitter/X.
Like many people, when I’m not roaming the aisles of discount stores trying to find Slush Puppie flavoured cough syrup (it’s only a matter of time), I’m glued to my phone looking for something. I don’t know what. Meaning? Entertainment? New opportunities? Lasting connections with others?
Usually on social media I find middle-aged lady jumpsuits to hide my fat rolls, a lot of Trinny BFF cream and an ASMR ad for some hideous non-alcoholic herbal drink that looks like the urine of a dehydrated bull. But on Twitter/X the ads are dictated by a different algorithm - the shallow, greedy, coke-addled brain of that ridiculous child in a business suit, Elon Musk. And my GOD, they are random.
Let’s investigate…
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