Absolute mug

THIS WEEK: A guided tour of my mug cupboard, The Harvester's Mother's Day promo

THING: Mugs

Some people have matching cups, plates and bowls, and to them, I say, well done. Well done for being a fully functioning adult. Well done for not owning a shit mug that says ‘I’ve been to Harpenden’ or a chipped work freebie advertising an internal comms platform called ‘The Hub’. Or one of these:

I’ve never been grown-up enough to drink my mo…