It’s Friday, and wouldn’t you love to see a selection of quite frankly awful sunglasses to shield us from the horrors?
Well, you’re in luck, because sunglasses are by their very nature cheap, plastic and disposable, and there are billions of them glinting from the recesses of the bargain bucket. Soon everyone will be wearing them! Coral reefs, extinct species and even polar bears, like the one in the Fox’s Glacier Mint adverts.
And of course, everybody loves sunglasses because they make you look cool. Apart from these ones. These ones will make you look insane.
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Now, without further ado, let us put on our shades and stare directly into the abyss…
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