‘It’s Friday!’ you whimper, as you wave limply from underneath an electric blanket. ‘Let’s get the weekend started!’ you say quietly, as a large moth flies out of your purse and immediately dies of hypothermia.
Yes, it’s ‘summer’ in the UK, and inspired by the biblical rain and low temperatures, this week’s Bargain Bucket is taking its cue from Noah’s Ark. Today, we’ve got two of everything. Double the crap! Hurray!
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Anyway, they say bad luck comes in threes, but whoever coined that phrase has obviously never seen terrible twins like these…
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