It’s Friday! Once, Friday signified a break from the continuous grind of capitalism, but now, capitalism lives inside us, just like microplastics and that banging tune by those Irish school children.
Yes, free time and free will have gone out of the window, as we use our scrolling finger 24/7 to operate the cogs of the machine that will surely kill us all. But cheer up, because without it, there wouldn’t be a FRIDAY BARGAIN BUCKET! And as it’s my birthday tomorrow, this week we’re celebrating in style with booze-themed bargains that will make your head spin (and you also might throw up on your shoes.)
As always, this is a post for paid subscribers, but it’s only £6 month to climb into the bucket every week and gasp at the horrors. Just say capitalism made you do it👇
Right then…pour yourself a stiff drink and get ready to blot out the pain…
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