It’s Friday, and it’s time to sing and dance around the Bargain Bucket, which is filled to the brim with knob slippers, ‘YOU GOT THIS’ notebooks and custom-made T-shirts from Facebook that say ‘I’m An Awesome Grandma Who Was Born in March And Loves Welding’.
This week, our bargains have a musical theme, and each one is a hit, (I mean, shit.) They’re so crap, in fact, that if you hold your ear close enough to your screen you might even be able to hear how terrible they are.
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And now, let’s join together in a chorus of horrified screams as we check out these musical monstrosities…
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